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31 august 2010, belgrade

It's a slow news day at frankal hq. After some two and a half years, I'm going through a treasure trove of stuff from frankfurt, and came across a series of posters I made, which feature, amongst others, the now finnish foreign minister and eu economics commissioner. The photos are my own, and there is a story behind the one of the demonstration, which is when the serbs took to the streets to get rid of slobodan milosovic. I was travelling home overland from israel, and my aunt had given me a warm jacket for the journey. This was long before mobile phones, and it was some days before I spoke to my mum, telling her I was in the beleagured serbian capital. I know, she said, as apparently at the precise moment I took the photo, I was captured by cnn, and the aunt had spotted the jacket. So here's my passions for photography, politics and eastern europe in an instant.

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29 august 2010, first out the traps

We brought back an interesting souvenir from hungary: my niece. So we've had a girl and a teenager in the house for a while, which is very different from two boys under ten. A characteristic however with even more influence is that our visitor is the second-born (of five). How many conversations I've had about the first being thoughtful, diligent, diplomatic and polite, intellectual, an avid reader and a sensitive soul; while the second is more carefree and adventurous, outrageous even, argumentative if not downright rude, sporty, flexible, always pushing the boundaries and with a lower attention span. There is such a wealth of experience here it simply must be nurture not nature, with the way all we parents rushed to the doctor with the hint of a cough with number one, whilst letting number two sleep off that bloodied lip, as we knew he'd survive to the morning. We also expect more, tutor more and just simply had more time and no need to split our attention. Number two also learnt from number one, with that infuriating babbling to midnight when they slept in the same room actually playing a very useful purpose. I think too of my own childhood and how I, rather than my 14-month younger sibling, was always so much more into lego, monopoly and such things. I guess I was always that much better, which made it always that bit more fun. There's quite some literature on this of course, with much evidence that first borns do better in life - so now would be the time to boost the others, though not of course at the expense of the baby that will always be the first.

26 august 2010, funny, ha, ha

Not much gaiety in the blog, so even better than edinburgh's best, some of my favourite one-liners: people laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now (bob monkhouse); most of us have a skeleton in the cupboard, david beckham takes his out in public (andrew laurence); a good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong (milton berle); I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat (marcus brigstocke); the right to bear arms is only slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears (chris Addison). I can't attribute the rest: don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive; beauty is in the eye of the beer holder; the darkest hours come just before the dawn - so if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it; never forget that like everyone else, you are unique; before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes - that way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes; if at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving; and, give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. As e e cummings said, the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

24 august 2010, dipping

Does anyone still think the western world is moving serenely out of recession ? In almost perfect harmony, the positive effects of massive fiscal stimuli around the world are bearing the fruit of modest growth, just as the loud squawking of consequential chickens coming home to roost begins to fill the air. Its the sound of inevitable and necessary fiscal contractions knocking the air out of incipient recoveries and removing the critical confidence factor that will mean consumers pare down spending, growth's last hope. Even in america - uniquely still in the stimulus phase of the cycle due to the luxury of having the world's reserve currency - house sales have slumped, a bad harbinger of worse news to come. Come it must though, and the bigger they are, the harder they will fall. It will be grim, but we will survive and carry on. There are no escapes, no shortcuts, no ways to avoid the pain now for the pleasures of the last years. Any light at the end of the tunnel ? Look east, as china becomes the world's second largest economy...

23 august 2010, home

Just back from a good long holiday: road trip there and back wrapping round ten days camping in hungary. Started with an overnight ferry to belgium, which was great fun, and then a dash to frankfurt, where we spent a day and a night catching up with old friends and generally being nostalgic around familiar roads, playgrounds, shops and of course the palmengarten. Left with a somewhat heavy heart for stuttgart, but stayed in the most remarkable cheap hotel ever, and kids at least had a ball at legoland. Then a brief stay at salzburg, and finally journey's end at lake balaton, where we set up camp with other half's family and days flew by in a haze of barbeques, bobsleighs, swimming, sunshine, spectacular storms and runaway teenagers. A once in a lifetime holiday - never again. Substitute nuremburg, cologne, playmobiland and my first day & night ever in brugge for the above and you have the way back - and never has home felt more like home than when we finally got through our by-now familiar front door. That was the weeks that were.

1 august 2010, you’ve been quango’d

Like most oppositions, the current british government had great "bonfire of the quangos" intentions. Unusually though, it has followed through. Within days of taking office the order went out to line up bodies for rationalisation and abolition - and this has now taken wing as those much satirised quasi autonomous non-governmental organisations are being rapidly brought to the executioner's bloc. In health, the environment and education, alphabet soups are being poured down the drain. On the economic development side, the regional development agencies and government offices (all being totally abolished) have got the most headlines, but the end of the film council last week is typical of a flood of smaller agencies going the same way. Our friends in the north should perhaps not be too despondent: despite common presumptions that such bodies help levy funding, influence and attention from the richer south to the poorer north, a recentish report shows that quango boards come overwhelmingly from london and the south east. Just four of london's 33 local authorities have more board members than the entire north of england. This all comes hot on the heels of smaller scale european slimming, with the news of the closure of the western european union. Politics students of the 1970s might be forgiven for thinking this intergovernmental cold-war european defence outfit became rather redundant with the onset of nato and the eu's move into defence, but it actually took the lisbon treaty to finally wipe it out. Next perhaps the united nation's economic commission for europe, set up in 1947 but still going strong with 220 staff and a 50 million dollar budget, despite the fact that there are now one or two other bodies filling the "establishing economic norms and standards" space in europe...

23 July 2010, the £23 laptop

After the i-pad, the i-ndia, as the world's cheapest laptop went on sale today at just £23. In the wake of the world's cheapest car, the tata nano, selling at just £1,200, the laptop will bring computing to tens of millions and boost india's entire commercial space. Yet again, india shows itself as a master of frugal engineering, as the west seems intent to design only for its bloated market selling goods to the emerging economies only when they are able to indulge in wildly extravagant luxury, sometimes priced higher there than here. That's the future though, and those that realise it now, and design for it now, and invest in it now, will reap the benefits later. Western consumerism may yet see a dead cat bounce, but it is simply unsustainable - and far from being behind the curve, indian engineering is well ahead of it: what would kids in our poorest estates say to a tablet computer for £23 ? I-thank you.

20 july, 2010, hungary: miscreant or wronged ?

As predicted after the weekend's collapse of talks with the imf-eu, the hungarian forint has plummeted, leaving the country's tentative recovery very much in the balance. The break came over the new government's unwillingness to make the deep spending cuts hungary signed up to in return for a massive loan. Now, investors will now run a mile, which the negotiators probably hope will change magyar minds. Strangely though, hungary has done extremely well in taming its debt over the last year. Stranger still, a focus of the outsider's ire is a large bank tax, which the imf states is "likely to adversely affect lending and growth". This is an odd emphasis, as surely fiscal contraction can come in the form best suited to the country & its politics. Hungary may or may not be right about the consequences of such action, but as long as it is getting its debt down, isn't that its own choice ? This is exactly the kind of tactics that get the imf a bad name, and a bigger shame on this occasion that the eu is co-conspirator.

17 july 2010, library 2.0

I've wondered about public libraries for ever. On the one hand, precious sources of knowledge, most importantly for those without access to books, internet, dvds and such at home. Others too: as a child I used to go every week with my father, and I now take my son, where he goes through shelf after shelf with fascination and awe. It should be crucial, but I'm not sure it is. So much is available from home or school, and do children go without a parent that takes them ? Libraries are expensive and their use is declining. They are often in old buildings that cost a fortune to heat and light and are never going to be redevelopment priorities. Many in the uk and beyond are now closing. I've tried to think about what "library 2.0" looks like, and an inventive lady I met yesterday gave me part of the answer. Whilst many libraries in the uk are old, many schools are new: and these large bits of the public estate are generally only used in the daytime from monday to friday - with evenings and weekends being libraries' busiest times. So why not section off part of a schools as the local library, surely generating enough income from selling off lovely old victorian buildings to take care of all security issues and the buying of books and technology for years to come, at the same time guaranteeing a base of users (children and parents) and helping establish schools as centres of their wider communities. The library is dead, long live the library !

15 july 2010, four lions

Rare is the comedy film I see and appreciate, but four lions I certainly did; don't think I've cringed and laughed so much since borat. It is humour of the blackest type, very reminiscent of course of brass eye, the television high point of four lions' director chris morris, which really broke boundaries in the kind of fake interview technique that borat's earlier incarnation, ali g, made his name with on the long forgotten 11 o'clock show. All funny stuff, and I painfully laughed out loud at this one.

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